Well, I saw very few eggs and no bunnies at all, but Easter Island is a very interesting place nonetheless. Interesting mainly because of the many moai, the stone statues found in many places on the island, and because of the history and legends surrounding them.

Moai near Hanga Roa, the only town on Easter Island
Easter Island was probably first settled between 400 and 800 AD. How the first settlers found these extremely remote islands (almost 4000 km from mainland South America and about the same from French Polynesia) is not clear, nor is it absolutely certain where they came from. Accepted theory says they were Polynesians, but there are a few very intriguing links with mainland South America as well. More on those later.
Between about 800 AD and 1680 AD, was the so-called “Classical Era” of Easter Island. In this period, the moai were carved from the rock of Ranu Raraku, one of the volcano craters on the island. The moai were probably not portraits of gods, but of important clan leaders. They were erected on ahu, raised ceremonial platforms which were often the graves of the clan leaders. Moai always overlooked the site of a village and, with one exception, were erected on the coast and had their backs to the sea.

Ranu Raraku, the birthplace of moai. Many moai, finished as well as unfinished, still “litter” the area
Between about 1680 and 1864 was the “time of conflict”. According to legend, this was a time of war between the “long-ears” (the old elite, with pierced earlobes stretched by weights, hence the name) and the “short-ears” (the oppressed majority). Another theory says the wars were caused by a shortage of resources due to overpopulation. The truth may also lie somewhere in between, Easter Island is another one of those places where you hear many legends, sometimes conflicting with eachother, but nobody knows for certain what happened. In these wars, some or all of the moai were toppled (again depending on which theory you follow). The toppling of moai was done either because they were a symbol of the oppressors (there is only one moai of a “shortear” and that is in a very unusual kneeling position) or because toppling the moai diminished the “mana” or spiritual power of the village it overlooked.

Toppled moai. Most of them are still in this position these days

And another one
In the meantime, in 1722 to be exact, Easter Island was discovered by Europeans. Dutchman Jacob Roggeveen was the first to sight them, on Easter Sunday, hence the name. He nicknamed it “Island of Giants” because of the moai statues. Many famous explorers followed him, among them James Cook in 1779 and Frenchman La Perouse in 1786. Both of them commented on the moai standing, evidence that not all had been toppled by that time. By the mid 1800´s though, for whatever reason, all moai on Easter Island had been toppled. Every moai standing today has been restored and raised by archaeologists.
So why, when all of this happened comparatively recently ago, are there only legends about what happened? After all, Easter Island was the only place in Polynesia where a written language (rongo-rongo) developed and wooden tablets with rongo-rongo inscriptions are found in several musea around the world (although none remain on Easter Island itself). Well, the answer lies with slavery and disease.
In 1862 and 1863, Peruvian ships appeared off Easter Island (then claimed but neglected by Spain) and kidnapped about half the population to make them work as slaves in the guano industry. About a year later, international pressure made the Peruvians return the islanders, but only a few were still alive. Imported diseases (mostly tuberculosis and smallpox) killed most of the remaining islanders (the returnees as well as those not kidnapped) in a few years so that by 1877 there were only 110 “natives” alive. Among them was not a single person who knew the history of the island, or who could read the rongo-rongo tablets. And there still isn´t, there are many different legends and the rongo-rongo has defeated many attempts at decipherment.
These days, Easter Island is a peaceful, quiet island of around 3500 permanent inhabitants. The only town on the island, Hanga Roa, is so quiet that you can cross the main street blindfolded and have a very good chance at survival. Especially since you have about equal chances of being hit by a horse or bicycle as by a car. And as to the horses, the majority of horses on Easter Island are wild. There are more horses than people on this island, you may see them roaming around everywhere. They are even a (pretty cruel) source of amusement for the local macho boys, who round up wild horses for fun and then brand them with their personal “sign”. Sort of a living graffiti, but I can imagine the horses wishing these guys would go and buy a Playstation or something.

Horses on Rapa Nui, wild but branded
My first day on Easter Island, I took a long walk to some moai north of Hanga Roa and the one place where they are inland, called Ahu Akivi. My companion for that day was “Sukkel” (a mild insult in Dutch, the equivalent might be “dufus” or so), a dog who followed me around all day. He earned his nickname by chasing after every horse or cow we encountered and nearly getting his head kicked off a few times. He was useful though, he showed me the entrance to a cave which I would not have found otherwise. It was just a hole in the ground, covered by grass, but it was the hole I was looking for. And all that in return for half a chicken sandwich, the cheapest guide I ever had.

Ahu Akivi. The only inland moai and the only ones facing the sea, they may represent the legendary 7 explorers that discovered the island
The sights of Easter Island were shown to me by excellent guide Patricio, of AO Tours. Unlike many guides, he did not try to convince us of his point of view, but told us the various legends and was very willing to discuss their pros and cons. All in excellent English too, so I now know all about the stories surrounding the moai, the “birdman cult”, the wars and the various possible connections with Polynesia and even the Incas. All theory, but very interesting nonetheless.
The next day I rented a quadbike, which I found to be a very enjoyable way to zip around the island. Especially if you can find company like Ian and Carolyn, great fun to spend the day with them even though riding behind their quadbike on dirt roads meant I got pretty dirty. But then, since I was ahead of them half the time, so did they. We re-visited many of the sites Patricio had shown us the day before, developed very interesting theories of our own on just about every subject concerning the island and had a very good time. Thanks guys!

No, that is not an unshaven face, that is dirt
The prevailing theories on the history of Easter Island say that it was settled by Polynesians and probably never had contact with South America. Of course, Thor Heyerdahl sailed the raft “Kontiki” from Peru to Tahiti in 1947, but all that proved was that contact was theoretically possible. In my opinion, a much more interesting possible link is shown by the following photo:

Remind you of something? Inca walls in Cuzco maybe?
One of the ahu (the platforms on which the moai are placed) on the south coast of Easter Island is built in a way which is very reminescent of the Inca “Imperial” building style, with the massive close-fitting stones. Two nearby ahu show the same style, but much less refined. So is this evidence that the Inca came to Easter Island? No, but maybe the reverse, since these walls have been found to be hundreds of years older than the walls in Cuzco. Of course, again nobody knows the exact story, but you see what I mean by interesting links with South America.
Another link like that is the fact that the reed growing in the crater of Ranu Raraku, where all the moai were carved, is found in only one other place in the world…… Lake Titicaca. It is the type of reed that the famous reed boats on that lake are made of. So maybe Thor Heyerdahl isn´t as wrong as many people think. But then again, maybe the Incas are descendents of Easter Islanders. I have heard that theory both in Cuzco and on Easter Island. But once again, just theories, no proof whatsoever…….
One of the most intriguing places on Easter Island is Ranu Raraku. Called “the factory” or “the nursery”, it is the place where almost all moai were carved from volcanic rock before being transported to the ahu all over the island. There are still hundreds of moai standing or lying around Ranu Raraku, as well as unfinished moai still “stuck” in the rock wall of the volcano. The work involved in carving these huge statues (some are over 10 meters tall and weigh over 50 tons), lowering them down the volcano wall and then transporting them across the island can only be imagined. Especially when you realise that the Easter Islanders did not know any metals and the only materials used for lowering and transportation were wood and rope. Not all of the moai made it, there are many lying around the island, abandoned or damaged during transport.

Moai at Ranu Raraku. The cliffs where they were carved can be seen in the background

Pretty big moai. And this is just its head, the body is below ground. Imagine hauling something like this across 20 km of island using only logs and rope

On the inner wall of the volcano, the lush vegetation provides an interesting surrounding for an abandoned moai
Near Ranu Raraku is the famous Ahu Tongariki. Its 15 moai, including some of the largest ever transported from the “nursery”, were hit by a tsunami in 1960. Some of them, and we´re talking 90 tons of stone here, were washed more than 200 meters inland. In the 1990´s, they were restored and put on their ahu. An impressive sight, even if the “topknot” (the chunk of red stone on top of the heads of some moai, representing the dyed hair of the elite) could only be restored on one of them. The heads of the others were damaged too much (by erosion more than by the tsunami) to support topknots.

Ahu Tongariki. For scale, that orange dot on the right is a person

The moai at Anakena, on the north coast, with 4 topknots
In the Kevin Costner-produced film “Rapa Nui” (which I saw, of course, on Easter Island) it is suggested that the building of moai and the “birdman cult” occurred at the same time. Most of the legends disagree with that, claiming that the birdman cult was established as a sort of election method for a rotating leadership, after the elite long-ears had been defeated (and most of them killed) in the wars.
The “birdman” was the first man to descend the cliffs of Orongo volcano, on the southwest corner of the island, swim to the furthest islet there, collect a birds egg and deliver it back to the ceremonial village at Orongo. This sometimes entailed staying on the islet for days, waiting for the first bird to lay an egg. This man would then be “birdman” for a year and effectively be the chief of the island.

The crater of Orongo volcano

The offshore islets. Note the birdman petroglyphs on the right
With all the legends, historical obscurities, moai, birdmen, food for thought and above all, friendly population, Easter Island was a unique place to visit. And since I hit my head on the ceiling in the “cave with two windows”, according to the local legend I will return. I certainly hope so.